Roj Bash Kurdistan

if you've heard this joke before. I heard it 10 years ago and every time I repeat it to a new person, they roll their eyes and tell me they've heard it a thousand times. However, I can't help myself. It is good.

A MIT agent, a Russian spy, and a CIA agent all came together for some good ol' fun and participated in a jungle race. The winner would be the person who found a monkey among all the other animals in the jungle in quickest time.

The race began...the Russian leapt ahead and began climbing trees to locate a monkey. Within a couple of hours, the Russian came in with the first monkey and was declared the winner. Two hours later, the CIA agent was seen bringing in a monkey which earned him the second place. Hours went by, however, and no one heard from the MIT agent.

The others, worrying about his safety, sent out an expedition to find him. Deep in the jungle the group heard noises so they went closer to check it out. What did they see?
Sure enough, it was the MIT agent - but he wasn't hurt. He was on top of a large elephant beating it over the head and yelling, "Declare that you are a monkey! Declare that you are a monkey!"

GREAT JOKE! WOW MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!

WE SHOUDL MAKE MORE FUNNY JOKES LIKE THIS ONE - ABOUT OUR OPPRESSORS!

I'm glad I've found at least one person who hasn't heard the joke and I'm equally happy, Diri, you enjoyed the joke.

Take care!

SURE! Any time

And I hope you bring more of those jokes into this forum... anybody know a place I can find Jokes about countries/people from the Middle East?

Thanks Nishtîman - and take care kake!!!

A Turk who was carpenter was working with his son, suddenly the electric saw breaks and chops his ear off, after a few minutes searching his son founds an ear and says to his dad, “ Is this your ear?” The father looks at the ear and says “No, mine had a pencil behind it.”

One day a Turk decides to kill himself by jumping in front of the train. He also has a piece of bread in his hand. A guy walks up and asks, “What are you doing?” He says: “I am going to kill myself.” The other guy asks, “Why do you have bread in your hand? “He says, “What happens if the train doesn’t come, you want me to starve to death?”

We need more jokes on this site

One day an American tourist went to Turkey

While walking along a street, he saw something written on the window of a small shop.
The sign said: Shirts for 1 lira, Trousers/Pants for 2 liras, suits for 5 liras.
The American thinks he’s hit the jackpot, he spoke very good Turkish, so he went into the shop and asked the shop owner in Turkish with an impeccable Turkish accent:
I want 1000 suits, 5000 shirts and 5000 pairs of pants/trousers.
The shop owner asked : Are you an American ?
Shocked, the guy replied “Yes, but how did you know that?”
The old Turkish shop-owner replied: “Son, this is a dry cleaners”.